If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body - but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘WOW, what a ride!' "
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Profanity is the one language that all programmers understand.
I don't rent space to anyone in my head. - Anonymous man on Candid Camera, answering Allen Funt's question about why he had not gotten upset
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming GARDENERS who make our SOULS BLOSSOM.
The past is history, the future a mystery, but the present is a gift, which is why it's called the present.
When we're told a person needs a good talking to, it usually means they need a good listening to.