"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them"
“Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it”
You want to understand men, run a country paper.
"Aspire to live, so when you die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Don’t say the old lady screamed—bring her on and let her scream.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
